so i decided to become a qwitter like miley and lil'wayne and lily allen (they actually shared the same amount of 'y' in their names! i see a trend here) because it was dead boring (and partially because nicole ritchie never reply my tweet) and nobody, like, cares about you in there. i feel so lonely in twitter for not having any reply although i tweet few genius quote in there (created by me, pun intended) instead of paris having so many "i love you" and "good luck" after tweeting: "watching myself on tv and god, that blonde bimbo looks hot!". ugh! (who do i think i am anyway?)
but because i have no friends who tweet, i decided to tweet limitless in there; my secret, the name of the person i had crush on and many other shameful $hit! i figured out, "my friend will never tweet. they're no serena williams or perez hilton and plus, we have facebook already." and i went on tweeting and tweeting and it stops...suddenly (poor my 6 followers must thought i'm dead or what.....yeah, really).
and then i went on with my facebook craze, pretending i've never had a twitter before... until one day this particular friend texted me: "hey, u got twitter right? what's its name? i want to follow" and like a flashback in the movie titanic (don't ask me why i pick that movie. it's the only movie that cross my mind at this time) i reminisce all the tweets i've tweeted before and i quickly pull my i-won't-reply-coz-i-don't-have-credits-although-i-know-you-know-it's-a-lame-excuses-especially-when-i-reply-saying-that-i-don't-have-credits attitude and ignore her for the next few days..
and then she asked me (via facebook, no less!) why i didn't reply her massage and i continue with my lame excuses. and the day after, she sent me a massage (via facebook too, no less!) that she had found my twitter account....
OWH.....EYM.....GEE....!!!!!
i then quickly open my dusty twitter account and delete all the shameful post while my mouth can't stop saying the word 'damn'. up until today i still don't know if she had actually read my post or not but if she does... i've got a lot of explanation to do...
by the way, is the word 'tweet' is in the dictionary? it is not considered as grammatical error but the word 'facebook' does.... hmmmm....
but because i have no friends who tweet, i decided to tweet limitless in there; my secret, the name of the person i had crush on and many other shameful $hit! i figured out, "my friend will never tweet. they're no serena williams or perez hilton and plus, we have facebook already." and i went on tweeting and tweeting and it stops...suddenly (poor my 6 followers must thought i'm dead or what.....yeah, really).
and then i went on with my facebook craze, pretending i've never had a twitter before... until one day this particular friend texted me: "hey, u got twitter right? what's its name? i want to follow" and like a flashback in the movie titanic (don't ask me why i pick that movie. it's the only movie that cross my mind at this time) i reminisce all the tweets i've tweeted before and i quickly pull my i-won't-reply-coz-i-don't-have-credits-although-i-know-you-know-it's-a-lame-excuses-especially-when-i-reply-saying-that-i-don't-have-credits attitude and ignore her for the next few days..
and then she asked me (via facebook, no less!) why i didn't reply her massage and i continue with my lame excuses. and the day after, she sent me a massage (via facebook too, no less!) that she had found my twitter account....
OWH.....EYM.....GEE....!!!!!
i then quickly open my dusty twitter account and delete all the shameful post while my mouth can't stop saying the word 'damn'. up until today i still don't know if she had actually read my post or not but if she does... i've got a lot of explanation to do...
by the way, is the word 'tweet' is in the dictionary? it is not considered as grammatical error but the word 'facebook' does.... hmmmm....
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